The Forums Nazi and Mr.Wolf should check this out: 
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Some examples:
<I>"Paranoid, close-minded spoilt brats with bad breath"
"Communist, opinionated losers with no clue"
"Tree-hugging, liberty-hating losers embarrassed to be alive"</I>
And my favourite:
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Is this what Hewlett Packard support uses?!?!
<FONT SIZE=+1><B><A HREF="http://www.strauss.za.com/sla/leftie.html">Insult Generator</A></B> with 59,921,875 unique insults</FONT>
Some examples:
<I>"Paranoid, close-minded spoilt brats with bad breath"
"Communist, opinionated losers with no clue"
"Tree-hugging, liberty-hating losers embarrassed to be alive"</I>
And my favourite:
<FONT SIZE=+1><B><A HREF="http://www.strauss.za.com/sla/support.html">Tech Support Excuse Generator</A></B> with 5,826,168 unique excuses</FONT>
Is this what Hewlett Packard support uses?!?!