Painting the porch

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This blond decides she needs more money and that the best way to earn it is to go to some wealthy neighborhood and do odd jobs.

She knocks on the door of this house and when the owner answers, she asks, "Do you have any odd jobs I can do around your house?"

The owner replies, "Well sure. You can paint my porch and I'll pay you fifty dollars."

She agrees, and he told her the paint, brushes and ladder were in the garage.

His wife heard the conversation and asks her husband, "Does she realize the porch goes all the way around the house, and that it's a big job?" He said, "I am sure she does. She was standing on the porch."

About two hours later she knocks on the door and said, "I've finished. I put on two coats, and I have some paint left over. Oh, and by the way, that's not a porch, it's a Ferrari."
 
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