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ya, I had something like that once...... I once heard a beautiful woman say, as she looked at my car. " I bet the owner of that faggot Ferrari wannabe has got a dick the size of a pencil. You know, the ones that you sharpen too long, making them hard to hold on to?" I quickly jumped off my big wheel (other ride) and said, "hey baby, you must be talking about me 'cos that's my car. Wanna go for a ride?" She said "F#@& YOU!!!" She was turning me on.... and I decided I was gonna make her mine. I tried anything to impress her 'cos she was so classy. I found myself starting to lie to her 'cos I was so nervous. I told her that I was a shepherd for a living thinking that then she'd see what a man I am. Then with a sexy look, she called me a faggot, just like my car. I thought I fell in love right then. After a few more hours of convincing, I finally got her to take me home to her place. We were in the car and I put on "We are the World" thinking this would put her in the giving mood, and all she was getting was hungry which did me no good whatsoever. Things were going smooth. We got into her place and I'm on the couch. I'm really getting into it and.....um.... she comes into the room. I was warmin' up. Anyway, I finally get her into the bedroom, 'cos I told her there was a gift under the pillow (I try anything) and she starts lighting all this inscense and candles and puts on this sleek, black nightgown. Now she was starting to come around. So she says to me, "ok Todd, now prove you're a man.".............so, I drank some Schnapps and went to a hockey game. Ah, the things the NSX can do for ya......

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<blockquote data-quote="Nsxotic" data-source="post: 10015" data-attributes="member: 3963">ya, I had something like that once...... I once heard a beautiful woman say, as she looked at my car. &quot; I bet the owner of that faggot Ferrari wannabe has got a dick the size of a pencil.&nbsp; You know, the ones that you sharpen too long, making them hard to hold on to?&quot;&nbsp; I quickly jumped off my big wheel (other ride) and said, &quot;hey baby, you must be talking about me &#039;cos that&#039;s my car.&nbsp; Wanna go for a ride?&quot;&nbsp; She said &quot;F#@&amp; YOU!!!&quot;&nbsp; She was turning me on....&nbsp; and I decided I was gonna make her mine.&nbsp; I tried anything to impress her &#039;cos she was so classy.&nbsp; I found myself starting to lie to her &#039;cos I was so nervous.&nbsp; I told her that I was a shepherd for a living thinking that then she&#039;d see what a man I am. Then with a sexy look, she called me a faggot, just like my car.&nbsp; I thought I fell in love right then. After a few more hours of convincing, I finally got her to take me home to her place. We were in the car and I put on &quot;We are the World&quot; thinking this would put her in the giving mood, and all she was getting was hungry which did me no good whatsoever. Things were going smooth.&nbsp; We got into her place and I&#039;m on the couch.&nbsp; I&#039;m really getting into it and.....um.... she comes into the room.&nbsp; I was warmin&#039; up.&nbsp; Anyway, I finally get her into the bedroom, &#039;cos I told her there was a gift under the pillow (I try anything) and she starts lighting all this inscense and candles and puts on this sleek, black nightgown.&nbsp; Now she was starting to come around. So she says to me, &quot;ok Todd, now prove you&#039;re a man.&quot;.............so, I drank some Schnapps and went to a hockey game.&nbsp; &nbsp; Ah, the things the NSX can do for ya......&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.nsxprime.com/ubb/smile.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" />------------------Todd Arnold&nbsp;<img src="http://www.nsxsc.com/ubb/avatars/custom/NSXotic.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" /> <a href="http://www.geocities.com/nsxcessive/index.html" target="_blank">http://www.geocities.com/nsxcessive/index.html</a></blockquote>

[QUOTE="Nsxotic, post: 10015, member: 3963"] ya, I had something like that once...... I once heard a beautiful woman say, as she looked at my car. " I bet the owner of that faggot Ferrari wannabe has got a dick the size of a pencil. You know, the ones that you sharpen too long, making them hard to hold on to?" I quickly jumped off my big wheel (other ride) and said, "hey baby, you must be talking about me 'cos that's my car. Wanna go for a ride?" She said "F#@& YOU!!!" She was turning me on.... and I decided I was gonna make her mine. I tried anything to impress her 'cos she was so classy. I found myself starting to lie to her 'cos I was so nervous. I told her that I was a shepherd for a living thinking that then she'd see what a man I am. Then with a sexy look, she called me a faggot, just like my car. I thought I fell in love right then. After a few more hours of convincing, I finally got her to take me home to her place. We were in the car and I put on "We are the World" thinking this would put her in the giving mood, and all she was getting was hungry which did me no good whatsoever. Things were going smooth. We got into her place and I'm on the couch. I'm really getting into it and.....um.... she comes into the room. I was warmin' up. Anyway, I finally get her into the bedroom, 'cos I told her there was a gift under the pillow (I try anything) and she starts lighting all this inscense and candles and puts on this sleek, black nightgown. Now she was starting to come around. So she says to me, "ok Todd, now prove you're a man.".............so, I drank some Schnapps and went to a hockey game. Ah, the things the NSX can do for ya...... [img]http://www.nsxprime.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img] ------------------ Todd Arnold [img]http://www.nsxsc.com/ubb/avatars/custom/NSXotic.gif[/img] [url="http://www.geocities.com/nsxcessive/index.html"]http://www.geocities.com/nsxcessive/index.html[/url] [/QUOTE]

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