Hugh said:My car cleaning regimen is a lot more "efficient" shall we say.
Hugh said:Load up CD changer with various hard rock and metal CDs.
Hugh said:Drive car some more and get a nice protective coat of dirt on her.
Hugh, glad to see you're back and posting again, but you did forget the most important part of your process. It's the part where you add the "Zymes" to the surface, with your secret "process"!!!!! Welcome Back!!!Hugh said:I'm sure the car looks gorgeous but that's way too much work for me. My car cleaning regimen is a lot more "efficient" shall we say.
Drive 10 minutes to the local Laserwash 4000.
Spend 7 minutes inside of the Laserwash enjoying a smoke while
the LW does its thing.
Drive home, stopping at McDonald's for some "fuel".
Park car in garage.
Whip out a can of Pro Honda Cleaner and Polish.
Spray and wipe down the car, one section at a time. (Total time 10 - 15 mins)
Spend about 10 minutes going over the interior with Lexol Vinylex Wipes.
Spray carpeting in footwell areas with Febreeze Auto.
Nail the tires with the latest, greatest tire shine spray.
Go inside, grab a magazine and hit the throne.
Load up CD changer with various hard rock and metal CDs.
Get in car, go for a drive over to Jamba Juice and get approached by two or three folks asking what the car is and if it's new. I tell them it's a 93 and invite them to peek at the odometer.
Watch and smile as the looks of shock come over their faces when they see 167,000 plus miles.
Drive car some more and get a nice protective coat of dirt on her.
Repeat procedure in a few days. :biggrin:
Here's a photo of the car taken a couple of weeks ago at the Cherohala Skyway about one week and 1000+ miles after one of the above "washings".
RPM217 said:Hugh, glad to see you're back and posting again, but you did forget the most important part of your process. It's the part where you add the "Zymes" to the surface, with your secret "process"!!!!! Welcome Back!!!
I think you already told us what got you into trouble:Hugh said:I think when I "buttered" my English muffins last week with Zymol is what got me into trouble. Zymes by definition are an infectious disease. My recent surgery is proof positive that this is indeed true! :biggrin:
I hope for your sake you either were kidding or have now kicked the habit...Hugh said:Spend 7 minutes inside of the Laserwash enjoying a smoke
goldNSX said:
nsxtasy said:I hope for your sake you either were kidding or have now kicked the habit...
RPM217 said:Oops, I'm really surprised that Hugh didn't comment on the potential differences between carauba and carnuba, I'm sure that it's in the "Zymes", or something else just like it!!!!
Hugh said:Zymes by definition are an infectious disease.
Watch this for the answer to that question.Hugh said:I did consider it after the first 5 days in the hospital. But before I left and I had a chat with the surgeon who told me that what happened to me was just a chance occurence and that my health is otherwise excellent I figured why change what isn't broken?
nsxtasy said:Watch this for the answer to that question.
pbassjo said:Glad you're back you're old self Hugh. You had me worried.
Mazel my friend.
Now where are those pins!
Hugh said:Thank you my friend. Now refresh my memory regarding the pins. The hospital stay affected my mental functions.
pbassjo said:I'll pm you.
pbassjo said:Yeah.
Cocky, pishy, dootie!
BTW I like synthetic waxes too, in particular, Meguiar's NXT wax.
My problem is that I'm too argumentative.:redface:
Damn New Yorkers!
Hugh said:Carnauba schmarnauba. It's an ancient method to get ancient paint finishes to shine. Totally unnecessary for a modern clear coat finish. Save a damn tree and get a moden synthetic wax.