modern answer to a kid's question "how was I born?"

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A little boy goes to his father and asks " Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!"

"Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-caf? We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: You got Male."
 
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