Subject: Middle East quiz:
> >
> >
> > Q: What is the Iraqi air force motto?
> >
> > A: I came, I saw, Iran.
> >
> > Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force
> exercise program?
> >
> > A: Each morning you raise your hands above your
> head and leave them there.
> >
> > Q: What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad?
> >
> > A: Two days.
> >
> >
> > Q: What is the best Iraqi job?
> >
> > A: Foreign ambassador.
> >
> > Q: How do you play Iraqi bingo?
> >
> > A: F-16 ... B-52 ... F-18 .... A-10
> >
> > Q: What is Iraq's national bird?
> >
> > A: Duck.
> >
> > Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have
> in common?
> >
> > A: They both want to know where the hell those
> Tomahawks are coming from!
> >
> > Q: Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom
> boats?
> >
> > A: So they can see their air force.
> >
> > Q: What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in
> common?
> >
> > A: They both have Kurds in their way.
> >
> >
> > Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train
> Iraqi fighter pilots? You
> > only have to teach them to take off.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > The metric system did not really catch on in the
> States, unless you count
> > the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter
> bullet.
LOL This was sent to me by my secretary.
I like it.
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> >
> >
> > Q: What is the Iraqi air force motto?
> >
> > A: I came, I saw, Iran.
> >
> > Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force
> exercise program?
> >
> > A: Each morning you raise your hands above your
> head and leave them there.
> >
> > Q: What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad?
> >
> > A: Two days.
> >
> >
> > Q: What is the best Iraqi job?
> >
> > A: Foreign ambassador.
> >
> > Q: How do you play Iraqi bingo?
> >
> > A: F-16 ... B-52 ... F-18 .... A-10
> >
> > Q: What is Iraq's national bird?
> >
> > A: Duck.
> >
> > Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have
> in common?
> >
> > A: They both want to know where the hell those
> Tomahawks are coming from!
> >
> > Q: Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom
> boats?
> >
> > A: So they can see their air force.
> >
> > Q: What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in
> common?
> >
> > A: They both have Kurds in their way.
> >
> >
> > Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train
> Iraqi fighter pilots? You
> > only have to teach them to take off.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > The metric system did not really catch on in the
> States, unless you count
> > the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter
> bullet.
LOL This was sent to me by my secretary.
I like it.
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WWW.MYNSX.COM
