Marry, sleep with, push off a cliff!

[nuccaJB]

My buddy asked me this the other day, thought it was funny, but can get ugly!
Choices - Jennifer Love Hewitt, Selma Hayek, and Jennifer Aniston

I would:
Marry - J Love
Sleep with - Selma
Push off cliff - Aniston

Give me your answers and another three:tongue:

 

[VBNSX]

<--- devoted single guy.

sleep with all three (at the same time) then push off cliff :tongue:

x

 

[91 X]

devoted married guy....

sleep with all three at same time, then push off cliff before wifey comes home:biggrin:

 

[clr1024]

Ha you guys are funny:biggrin:

Would you really marry J-Lo knowing how fickle she is, besides for the money of course? Jennifer Aniston not my type but I guess I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers, Selma Hyak more my speed, love a curvey woman.

 

[DutchBlackNsx]

<------ Married guy


Sleep with all three, keep all three, push wife off cliff when she comes home.

 

[clr1024]

Another 3 for thought,

Angelina Jolie
Catherine Zeta Jones
Jessica Simpson

Yeah I don't think any of those are long timers, well maybe Catherine. I guess at this point we should just assume that you guys will say sleep with all three.

 

[clr1024]

91X your at a 1000 posts even congratulations.

 

[DutchBlackNsx]

Another 3 for thought,

Angelina Jolie
Catherine Zeta Jones
Jessica Simpson

Yeah I don't think any of those are long timers, well maybe Catherine. I guess at this point we should just assume that you guys will say sleep with all three.

In that case, throw the first three off the cliff, take just Jessica, and get hold of 5 inches of ducktape, or some proper earplugs..

 

[clr1024]

In that case, throw the first three off the cliff, take just Jessica, and get hold of 5 inches of ducktape, or some proper earplugs..

You only like blondes?

 

[91 X]

91X your at a 1000 posts even congratulations.

cool good eyes!!! I didn't even notice....oh darn, now I'm no longer sitting at 1000 :frown:





:biggrin:

 

[clr1024]

Should of taken a screen shot for posterity :wink:

 

[fifrules]

Should of taken a screen shot for posterity :wink:

No big deal, he can photoshop it back to 1000. :biggrin:

 

[jlindy]

1. A bottle of Jack Daniels
2. Kathy Bates
3. throw myself off the cliff when I sobered up. :biggrin: :biggrin:

disclaimer: I really am not much of a drinker

 

[Klayton]

Marry

sleep with

push off a cliff

 

[Prime User]

<------ Married guy


Sleep with all three, keep all three, push wife off cliff when she comes home.

VERY funny! :biggrin: :tongue:

 

[Jin1976]

Marry-Angelina (who wouldn't?)
Sleep with-Angelina & Jessica (threesome would be fun:biggrin: )
Kick off cliff-Catherine Zeta Jone (for smoking while pregnant and choosing an ugly husband:biggrin: )

Another one I like is Rachel Weisz.

Another 3 for thought,

Angelina Jolie
Catherine Zeta Jones
Jessica Simpson

Yeah I don't think any of those are long timers, well maybe Catherine. I guess at this point we should just assume that you guys will say sleep with all three.

 

[nuccaJB]

You guys need to pick one for each, not just sleep with all three! All of would just sleep with all three. Klayton I have to give you props on the car comparison.
For the Angelina, Jessica, Catherine option, I would go with:
Sleep - Angelina
Marry - Catherine
Cliff - Jessica Simpson, her dumbness completely cancels out her hottness.

 

[clr1024]

You guys need to pick one for each, not just sleep with all three! All of would just sleep with all three. Klayton I have to give you props on the car comparison.
For the Angelina, Jessica, Catherine option, I would go with:
Sleep - Angelina
Marry - Catherine
Cliff - Jessica Simpson, her dumbness completely cancels out her hottness.

Do you get to sleep with them, then push them off a cliff? I mean since you are getting married you would have to assume you are sleeping with that one

 

[Osiris_x11]

Title: Heaver, Sleeper, Keeper

:wink:

{This is ONE thread Ima not gonna touch'a }

 

[steveny]

Married.
Kate Beckinsale, on the thanksgiving dinner table in front of my wife and her parents.:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

 

[Jin1976]

I guess her husband wouldn't mind. Just watch Underworld 2 love scene. Guess who is the director?:biggrin:

Married.
Kate Beckinsale, on the thanksgiving dinner table in front of my wife and her parents.:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

 

[VBNSX]

Here here to Kate... :biggrin:

I'd have to agree a bit about Underworld 2.. I mean.. it was amazing how silent the theatre was during that scene.. although I was hoping for just a little bit more.. :tongue:

x

 

[schuey1010]

<------ Married guy


Sleep with all three, keep all three, push wife off cliff when she comes home.

NICE! :biggrin:

 

[awsomr1]

Marry my wife
sleep with Angelina & J Love
after a 6 month than push myself off the cliff (with safty harness offcourse)so I won't have to pay alimony :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

 

[AU_NSX]

Step 1: Sleep with Angelina Jolie...

Step 2: Sleep with Jessica Simpson...

Step 3: Sleep with Angelina Jolie...

Step 4: Sleep with Jennifer Love Hewitt...

Step 5: Sleep with Angelina...

Step 6: Take out restraining order against Catherine Zeta Jones and Jennifer Aniston. Stalkers! Just 'cause I didn't sleep with them... Jeez.

Step 7: Sleep with Selma Hayek...

Step 8: Sleep with Angelina...

Step 9: Sleep with Halley Berry... Oops, how did she slip in there... Not sure, but since I'm here it would be rude not to... :biggrin:

Step 10: Sleep with Angelina...

Step 11: GOTO STEP 8


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