Ok here we go with the deck story.
Back when I was 18 I was friends with this guy who had a really nice place on the cliff of the lake with a huge deck that over hung the lake. There was this long set of stairs that went all the way down to the shore. This guy was a bit older then us and he threw parties all the time at his house, I think so he could get his groove on with all the girls we hung around with. Anyways, one night he had a party, larger than normal. Lot's of people there in the house and on the deck. The deck was huge. I walked back in the house to get another beer and as my foot hit the floor in the house I felt the deck separate from the house under my other foot. I turned to look and watched the deck crash about 30 feet into the water below with about 50 people on it. Lot's of injuries and broken bones.