Joke received through email with NSX content

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Jocks Vs Nerds
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$ Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements,
makes $178,100 a day, working or not.

$ If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while
visions of sugarplums dance in his head.

$ If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make
$18,550 while he's there.

$ If he decides to have a 5-minute egg, he'll make $618 while
boiling it.

$ He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.

$ He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.

$ If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000), it would
take him a whole 12 hours.

$ If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money,
they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.

$ He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but
will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.

$ Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into
a tax deferred account (401k), his contributions will hit the
federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st.

$ If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you'd
be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.

$ He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in
the Olympics and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.

$ While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his
trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600.

$ This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past
presidents for all of their terms combined. Amazing isn't it?

However...

$ If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, he'll
still have less than Bill Gates has today.

$$$ Game over.

Nerd wins.
 
LOL!
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Originally posted by steveny:
Jocks Vs Nerds
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$ Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into
a tax deferred account (401k), his contributions will hit the
federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st.

This must be a really old joke. The fed cap on 401k hasn't been $9500 for years...
 
Originally posted by PHOEN$X:
This must be a really old joke. The fed cap on 401k hasn't been $9500 for years...

VERY old..... I saw this years ago,

still, CAN I GET THE PENNIES????
 
Originally posted by pbassjo:
He can't fit in a NSX.
I doubt he can fit in a 360 either unless you fold him.

That doesn't stop him from owning such cars. I'm not sure about the 360, but I know he has a 456M Maranello and a 959. (Yes, a real one.)
 
well, for a guy that has so much money, he has no excuse for not owning an NSX...
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NeoNSX
If the Matrix is real, then the NSX is just a figment of your imagination.
 
Clyde Drexler owned an NSX and he is a good 2-3 inches taller than Jordan.

For whatever that's worth
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Also, the joke can't be too old since the sticker on the NSX wouldn't have been $90,000 at that time... Unless that part was modified.
 
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