My wife bought me a Jeff Foxwothy book yesterday. I was laughing so hard my stomach hurt and I had tears rolling down my face.
Some of my favorites:
You might be a redneck if
... you sent your kid in for treatment because you think he's hooked on phonics.
...according to your birth certificate, your father's name was X.
...you put ninth grade on hold while you started a family.
...you've ever had to haul a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.
He is so funny.
Some of my favorites:
You might be a redneck if
... you sent your kid in for treatment because you think he's hooked on phonics.
...according to your birth certificate, your father's name was X.
...you put ninth grade on hold while you started a family.
...you've ever had to haul a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.
He is so funny.
