"It"

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My older brother had bought "it" for $900 from one of his friends in El Paso and had driven it to Galveston. He had finished his Masters and was now looking for a job. In the meantime he had come to stay with me in Galveston, TX where I was doing my Clinical Clerkship.

"It" was a 1977 Toyota Corolla 2-door, dirty yellow in color and with untold number of miles as the odometer had stopped at 999,999.0. It was a manual drive and had a working A/C! The front two seats were torn up badly and were now partly covered with after market seat covers that were also in a very bad state of repair. The cushion of the rear bench seat was in reasonably tolerable condition but the entire bench itself was not solidly attached and would slide back and forth with sudden back and forth movements of the car. The steering wheel was large, composed of hard black plastic and as usual, misaligned. It also had a habit of constantly vibrating to the extent that the driver's hands were a blur. This vibration only stopped when a hard turn to the right or left was made. The long gear stick was topped by a black ball that at one time had inscribed on it the directions of the four forward gears and the reverse but now was as bald as an egg. The gear shift action itself was an act of faith wherein the driver pressed the squeaky clutch and pushed the gear stick in the general direction of the intended gear. A grating mechanical squeal would indicate failure and a repeat performance would be required. I never drove that car without having missed the intended gear at least half of the time. My brother was worse.

Within months my brother found a job in Reston, Virginia and the good caring brother that he was, he gave me that car to use for as long as I wished to use it.

That car had oodles of character and I used to call it, "it". It had an A/C that used to blow cold air as long as I had charged it with freon within the past seven days. It had a black knob to the left of the unit that you turned clockwise to turn the unit on and twisted it further to increase the fan speed. Clicking it all the way to the left would shut it off. This A/C unit produced at least as much water as cold air and due to some hose detachment under the dash in the past this water would mostly drip within the passenger compartment and thence somehow leak outside the car. This was never a problem for me. The amount of freon "it" leaked during the time I had it must have contributed in a significant way to the damage to the atmosphere's ozone layer, but at the time I was not aware of the connection nor could I do anything about it as spending money was not exactly abundant. It was my routine to pour in about a quart of oil into the engine every third or fourth tank fill up and to charge the A/C every weekend without fail. Once while pouring over the engine I noticed that the wires from the spark plugs to the distributor were in a very sad state and I changed the spark plugs and the spark plug wires. The new wires were orange in color and I thought they just about made the whole engine compartment come alive. It must have been my imagination but after the spark plug and wire change the car seemed to have found it's youth again and would move with particular determination when pushed. The brake, clutch and accelerator pedals within the foot well had long lost their rubber caps and were now little more than small, shiny metal projections that slipped easily when my shoes were wet. Each of these three had a particular squeak distinct from the others. The clutch had the high frequency, short duration squeal both while being pushed in and released, the brake had a soft trapped air-escaping sound only when being pushed and the accelerator had a rusty, no-oil-on-the-hinges sound that was in direct proportion to the extent to which it was depressed. It was a most musical arrangement and one reason why the lack of a working radio did not bother me in the slightest.

In low speed city driving, "it" was quite competent. It would always start on the first attempt and never stall. Highway driving was a different matter altogether. "It's chassis was slighted warped it appears and hence while it would be going dead straight, it would actually be facing a few degrees to the left. In addition the shocks had gone bad some time ago and going over irregular surfaces would set up a jiggling up and down motion that was rather entertaining. When given gas the engine would take on a strained mechanical whine, the car would acquire and maintain a slight lean to one side and then "it" would take off. "It" loved to be revved and the assault on my aural senses inflicted upon by the combination of the engine's whining, the transmission's buzzing and the windows and doors rattling while my hands vibrated on the steering wheel would be too much and I would therefore hardly ever inflict this pain upon myself.

For all it's character flaws however, I loved "it". It never left me stranded and always delivered me to my destination safely, shaken up and a bit dizzy perhaps, but safe nevertheless. It had actually arrived at a level of entropy and had stabilized at it, for good it seemed. No amount of abuse could cause it to decay or deteriorate any further. I had to add engine oil every few weeks and this was essentially like changing oil very frequently but I never changed the oil filter.

My parents were living in Houston in those days and I used to drive the hundred and forty miles round trip without fail every weekend. "It" never failed to deliver. I finished my Clinical Clerkship and was about to move to New York city after matching there through the Residency Matching Program. My brother Farooq was visiting Houston with one of his good friends and since I no longer needed the services of that good car, it was sold by my brother to his friend for three hundred dollars. I saw "It" being driven away for the last time, heard it's engine make the usual whine and watched as the car lurched with a missed gear shift and then roll out of my sight and life. It was driven 700 miles to El Paso by its new owner and the last I heard from my brother it was still in the employ of some needy student in El Paso. I miss "It" still. It was my friend during a difficult time in my life. If you have such a friend, I would ask you to not let it go, you may just miss it more than you think.:wink:
 
I had it's brother while a teenager. Mine was a Datsun b-210. I carried gallon jugs of used motor oil around in the back. When the low oil light would come on I'd pour in whatever I thought it needed.
 
Haha, a true car aficionado.

You gotta start somewhere:biggrin:

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I had it's brother while a teenager. Mine was a Datsun b-210. I carried gallon jugs of used motor oil around in the back. When the low oil light would come on I'd pour in whatever I thought it needed.

"used motor oil"....now that is HARD CORE brother!!!:wink:
 
Well I did pour it through a screen (old kitchen strainer) and I never fully emptied the jugs leaving the metal shavings in the last 1/8 or so of the jug. The old man who did oil changes was happy to get rid of the oil and I was happy to have it for free. The car was also primer black and I painted it with a roller and brush so touch ups were easy to do. It finally died of all places on a very busy bridge while I was delivering pizzas for dominos. I had it scraped as the motor was set up so tight it could've never been repaired. I think the odometer was around 350k and the car was still getting better than 35 Mpgs.

After that I moved on to Datsun and Mazda pick up trucks. Beat a bunch of them to death too. One was so rusted out that the fenders would come up level to the hood when I was doing over 30 mph. It had one brake that worked, drivers side front. The other three lines were clamped off with vise grips that were then tapped around frame sections so they wouldn't fall off. I was pulled over once and the officer offered to hand me the ticket book and fill it out so he didn't have to waste hours writing tickets. I said would it be better to just take it home and park it. He agreed and told me if he saw the truck on the road again I was gonna get a stack of tickets a mile high. So I parked it and scavenged parts off it to keep a different pile of junk going.

Looking back now it seems like it was a different lifetime. I spent more money on an oil change in my Ferrari then both vehicles back then were even worth.
 
Back in 95 I just got my new job and had a bit of a commute. I had a big Chevy truck and the expense of fuel was prohibitive so I bought a Hyundai Excell (1988). I was quite a piece of junk but I got it for 400 dollars. It had a sunroof fairing but no sunroof just to give you an indication of the type of car it was. Four speed, sky blue beauty. One time on my way back from work I was meeting some friends out and the car would cut out at anything but full throttle. On the highway it was not so much of a problem. Full throttle up to speed, let off the gas, car would shut off, slow down, bump start and the whole process would begin again. In town it was slightly more entertaining as I would sit at a light with the gas pegged, clutch in, and be bouncing off the rev limiter (if it even had one). I made it to my destination, parked and when I came out the car started and ran normally. Had it for about six months and then one night driving back from work and maybe speeding a bit, it threw a rod (I think). Big clanking coming from the engine, plume of smoke behind me and in the cabin. I got home which was about 3 miles away and parked it. She was terminal. Filled it with some used motor oil, started it, and clanked my way down to the junk yard where I sold it for scrap for 200 beans. Do I miss that car? Not a bit but I don't really have as many funny stories from the hundreds of thousands of miles I've put on my Honda's since.
 
Looking back now it seems like it was a different lifetime. I spent more money on an oil change in my Ferrari then both vehicles back then were even worth.

I think those of us who had to go through the junkers and then later moved on to better rides appreciate our cars more.
Great story! :)

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Do I miss that car? Not a bit but I don't really have as many funny stories from the hundreds of thousands of miles I've put on my Honda's since.

You may not miss it but you will never forget it :)
 
I had it's brother while a teenager. Mine was a Datsun b-210. I carried gallon jugs of used motor oil around in the back. When the low oil light would come on I'd pour in whatever I thought it needed.

"used motor oil"....now that is HARD CORE brother!!!:wink:

That is great!!!!
 
I'll be in El Paso in March, I'll look for the car.
My it car was a 74 AMC Hornet Sportabout. Nowhere near the miles by me, but a couple of years during college. When my sister gave it to me, it had Fred Flintstone brakes, broken rockers and a distributor that could not be set with gauges! Fixed all that and a crappy paint job, it was a solid driver.
 
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Well, if you come across something in that color but in a MUCH worse state; if the body is pointing one way but going about 15 degrees off that angle; if the seats inside are more springs than cushion...you may have discovered my "It" :biggrin:
 
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Well, if you come across something in that color but in a MUCH worse state; if the body is pointing one way but going about 15 degrees off that angle; if the seats inside are more springs than cushion...you may have discovered my "It" :biggrin:

I'll let you know. It is El Paso.
 
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