Let's see what the real Andy comes up with
Until somebody pointed me in this direction, I ignored this thread because (a) it is Off Topic (b) even if it wasn’t Off Topic, the title did not intrigue me.
Several things here.....
1 - I got a good chuckle, which means you guys do like me, well a little bit.
2 - I hate Wild Turkey..... for those wishing to send me a present of hootchie, my bourbon of choice is Black Velvet.
3 - When I retire, there are several candidates to bequeath my position to.
Left Lane might work but he is sarcastic only to me. This position requires unbiased sarcasm to all that deserve it.
The guy with the avatar of the white Lambo with silly rainbow stripes on the side is very qualified; however, me thinks he is retired himself.
Neo is somewhat qualified, but he engages in a tad too much humor. This position requires a heavy hand.
Nsxtasy is great at nose-rubbing diatribe, but he wants to preserve his status as the highest volume mega-poster, and filling my shoes may result in further suspensions of his account.
Mr. Wolf is a great candidate, except his method of retribution is more sever than mine.....he just shoots people. But at least he is polite by first asking “Gentlemen, is there a problem?” On second thought, he is not so qualified because he is a chauvinistic pig by not asking the other gender as well if there is a problem.
Troll Patrol is good too, except he only picks on trolls.....must pick on everybody.
Shy Guy’s profanity is on par with the best of cussers, but he won’t bother to read the rules.
blknsxnoc is a suitable replacement in attitude, but he is too wimpy to drive across country to NSXPO in New York. Lotsa bark but no bite.
Drumroll for those awaiting my comment on the article about the Renault driver. He had it coming to him because he drives a French car. The French did not support us in the current war so I poured out all of our French wine.