Ill Take 2

[MiamieNeSeX]

http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm

 

[T Bolen]

Well, I'll admit that was better than this !

 

[gheba_nsx]

"kiss"

 

[steveny]

So, on my way to the virtual bar I was pulled over because I had a tail light out. I fumbled around in the parking lot of the virtual bar changing the tail light bulb and lost a retaining screw. I asked the bartender if I could have a screw to replace the one lost and she slapped me. What's up with that?

 

[satan_srv]

I asked her to toss my salad and she threw a beer cap at me LMAO

strip
dance
jump
light
beer
bend over
play
knee
laugh
martini shaken not stirred
flash
kiss
show me your boobs
pillow fight
handstand
cowboy
pushup
banana
kiss me
rap
lick
gun
sleep
tickle
playboy
pole dance
pour beer on yourself
ORGASM
seduce
shake
belly
talk
tie shoes
guys
b*tch
magic
pout
party
hummer
bra
be a cocktease
fight (hahahah)
kiss another girl

 

[steveny]

[Q
UOTE=satan_srv]fight (hahahah)
[/QUOTE]

LOL Thanks for the tip, funniest one yet.

Try Knees

 

[NsXMas]

wow!!

/jaws drop to ground...

 

[donwon]

I asked her to toss my salad and she threw a beer cap at me LMAO

I had to try it, just to see it! LOL too funny

 

[steveny]

She has a tattoo...try ass

 

[NsXMas]

She has a tattoo...try ass

I'd tattoo 'er, captain!!!

 

[steveny]

Finally I got it..naked gets her clothes off.

 

[jgtcnsx]

HAHAHHA you guys are crazy

 

[dave22]

Banana





You're welcome

 

[steveny]

Dance on the bar

 

[xxx]

Thank-you.

 

[NeoNSX]

this is sad... what's even sadder is i tried a couple of your suggestions. Now that was a mistake.

"Phone number"... she gives it to you. But too late for you guys...first in first served.

 

[nsx-animal]

I asked her to toss my salad and she threw a beer cap at me LMAO

strip
dance
jump
light
beer
bend over
play
knee
laugh
martini shaken not stirred
flash
kiss
show me your boobs
pillow fight
handstand
cowboy
pushup
banana
kiss me
rap
lick
gun
sleep
tickle
playboy
pole dance
pour beer on yourself
ORGASM
seduce
shake
belly
talk
tie shoes
guys
b*tch
magic
pout
party
hummer
bra
be a cocktease
fight (hahahah)
kiss another girl

You spent way to much time on the site ....

 

[Meeyatch1]

Why is she just standing there??? Get me a beer!!

 

[PAUL M]

Lick Balls Ouch!

 

[satan_srv]

You spent way to much time on the site ....

hha noooo I just posted from another board I don't have time to think this crap up...

 

[NsXMas]

try "change"

 

[White92]

try "change"

I fell for that one! Sick and wrong dude!