Gentlemen, I need a new avatar

[Mr.Wolf]

I'm not asking. I need a new avatar.
Anyone creative, please post your submissions here.

The winner will receive the offer to have a NSXprime member of their choice "rubbed out"... completely untraceable.


EDIT: Administrators tend to think the termination prize is out of taste. You'll just have to receive the satisfaction of knowing you helped your favourite movie hero - Mr.Wolf.

 

[FuryNSX]

I've always thought Tex Avery's Wolf character was a pretty slick pimpster.

 

[nsxtasy]

The poster?

(There are two more versions, shown here.)

And a German version (no offense to the Forums Nazi):

Somehow, maybe you can add some sound to the avatar, with the perfect quote for NSXprime:

(Short version) http://pages.tca.net/nathan/pulp/cleancar.wav
(Long version) http://www.gorenight.de/movies/pulpf/data/clean_car.wav

 

[steveny]

Line the trunk of your NSX with plastic. get a friend to dress up in old cloths and lay in the trunk. Pour ketchup all over him and then snap a photo to use as your avatar.

 

[NetViper]

Line the trunk of your NSX with plastic. get a friend to dress up in old cloths and lay in the trunk. Pour ketchup all over him and then snap a photo to use as your avatar.

Great idea!!! Do it!

 

[Ojas]

A couple stills from your film:

 

[Mr.Wolf]

Mr.Steveny, that is a terrific idea, but it would be less effort to just wait until my next "hit job".

Mr.Nsxtasy, I enjoyed listening to myself. Thank you.

Mr.FuryNSX, officially I do not run any "pimp" businesses. Unofficially - post message me.


I must admit while I consider the search engine the second most useful tool in life, I am somewhat computer-uneducated. My nephew set up this account for me, but he got whacked a few months ago.


P.S. No guesses to what the first most useful 'tool' is in life, gentlemen.

 

[PHOEN$X]

Here's my entry:

 

[Joel]

You know, one of these days, I'll watch that movie. That and The Godfather. I heard they're pretty good flicks.

 

[Mr.Wolf]

Mr.PHOEN$X, I like your creativity. Very original. But I want something with ME. A naked woman is optional, but definitely me. I need to know I am putting the fear of GOD into you all.