Funny thing happened on the way home

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Last night I pulled up to a traffic light leaving work and a newer Jeep Cherokee (Limited Edition) pulled up beside me and started reving his engine like he actually wanted to race. Just messing with him I did the same with my RM exhaust putting his lack of sound to shame. I though he was just kidding about actually racing me, so when the light changed I just sat there and didn’t go anywhere while he squealed his tires to take off. All the sudden I heard a loud bang and a thud from the back of his vehicle. I thought maybe his tranny or rear end broke loose until I looked over and saw a huge pile of 5-6 sheets of boards, a large countertop and a big table top sitting on the ground that had come flying out of his open back window. I guess he hadn’t thought about all this stuff coming out the open window when he accelerated so fast. Needless to say, I have never laughed my ass off so hard!! The traffic behind him had to sit there as I watched him go up to the next light and make a u-turn to pick it all up. With a video camera filming this would have been a guaranteed America’s Funniest Home Video winner!!
...I'm still laughing!!

'92 White/Black
 
Great story.:D

So many stories of racing on the prime. Finnally a story to laugh and think about why not to race on the city streets.

Much kudos for safety.
 
Thats great!!!:D :p :D
 
One time @ a local Auto X ( mostly imports) there was this guy who showed up with a 80's Gutless Supreme with big wide tires and a hood scoop etc. He was talking trash all morning about how fast his car was and that imports suck etc.... It was his 1st time up for a run when he showed off doing a lame burnout at the line and when he took the first turn, his drivers side 1/2 shaft and wheel exited his car and passed him up!!! He got out in dissbelief and looked at his missing wheel and started kicking his car.. Funny as hell!
 
Bell turbo B18C1 said:
One time @ a local Auto X ( mostly imports) there was this guy who showed up with a 80's Gutless Supreme with big wide tires and a hood scoop etc. He was talking trash all morning about how fast his car was and that imports suck etc.... It was his 1st time up for a run when he showed off doing a lame burnout at the line and when he took the first turn, his drivers side 1/2 shaft and wheel exited his car and passed him up!!! He got out in dissbelief and looked at his missing wheel and started kicking his car.. Funny as hell!

Now that's classic!!!:D :D :D
 
This is a very satisfying post. It should be called "Joe Blows Gone Wild." :D :p
 
Bell turbo B18C1 said:
One time @ a local Auto X ( mostly imports) there was this guy who showed up with a 80's Gutless Supreme with big wide tires and a hood scoop etc. He was talking trash all morning about how fast his car was and that imports suck etc.... It was his 1st time up for a run when he showed off doing a lame burnout at the line and when he took the first turn, his drivers side 1/2 shaft and wheel exited his car and passed him up!!! He got out in dissbelief and looked at his missing wheel and started kicking his car.. Funny as hell!

ROTFLMAO !!
 
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