Funny E-Mail Of The Day: 12/20/2001

[Lud]

From: Phillip Mcpherson [email protected]
Date: 12/20/2001 03:35 AM
Subject: V-tec controller

Hi,
My name is Phillip i am a 17 year male from New Zealand. I have just recently purchased and 1991 1.8 litre honda integra DOHC V-tec, and it came wif a v-tec controller.

I was wondering exactly wot it does? also all my mates, say dat if i can work out how 2 use it i should be able to make da v-tec kick in earlier which should make my car go faster? is this ture?? All da gareges and mechanic round where i live dont have a clue how to use it and the person i purchased the car off never touched it becasue she to could not find anyone that new about it.

So i was wondering if you could give me some instructions or any information on how to use my v-tec contorller and if it inhances my car preformance??

Any help would be very appreciated

Your Sincerely
Phillip

 

[MAJOR STONER]

V-Tech/Pro performance controller...controls 0-60 times, 1/4 mile times, braking distance, handling g's, and yes, horsepower...Become the test car driver that you've always wanted to be...Have as much fun as the first time you drove...guaranteed...

 

[MYNSX]

say dat if i can
work out how 2 use it i should be able to make da v-tec kick in earlier


I think he's lying and is secretly developing for a competions company.LOL
Possibly based outa New York

You can here it in his accentLOL

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