Funny Bumper Stickers?

[TigerNSX]

What are some of the funny bumper stickers that you have seen?

I just saw this morning,

"I have good Brakes. Do you have GOOD Insurance? "

 

[Joel]

An oldie but a goodie:

He who dies with the most debt - wins.

 

[0ctan3]

you have to be a Unix dork for this one, but I once saw a sticker shortly after 9/11 that said:

rm -rf /bin/laden

 

[Seth@SoS]

I saw one the other day, I was crackin up:

"My Labrador is smarter then your Honor Student"

I think they have these for a few different dog breeds...

 

[TigerNSX]

Haha.. my wife think that all bumper stickers are silly.
The one that you saw reminds me of this one that I had once seen:

"I'm not as think as you dumb as I am"

 

[RP-Motorsports]

Annoy a Liberal - Work, Succeed, Be Happy

NASCAR SUCKS! Even my Grandma turns right when she goes to the store! <----I made that up myself

 

[Osiris_x11]

hmmm, i dunno if this has been posted ever b4 on 'Prime. if so, all apologies (don't kill me MrWolf!!!)

 

[nkb]

I thought this one was kind of clever:

(In the regular election type format)
Bush Cheney 1984

 

[nkb]

I always dig the "(fill in the blank) is smarter than your Honor student" type stickers.

I laughed out loud when I first saw the one that said "My kid beats up your Honor student", but that one is old news now.

 

[Mr.Wolf]

hmmm, i dunno if this has been posted ever b4 on 'Prime. if so, all apologies (don't kill me MrWolf!!!)

This was previously posted by Mr.TucAZNSX here

I am not going to kill you, Mr.Osiris. I am in a good mood today.

 

[MJK]

Recently spotted on a Rolls:
"my other car is a piece of sh!t too"

 

[Dtrigg]

My son was inmate of the month

Love it!

 

[LJSB]

I got this bumper sticker in Woodstock: "OM"

 

[nilest]

Two good ones.

On a pieces of S#it car - "0-60 in 5 miles"

and

On a Mercedes - "Work Hard. Millions on welfare depend on YOU"

 

[RichH]

Saw this one in Harvard Square "Peoples Republic of Cambridge"

I'd kill Flipper for a tuna sandwich

 

[NeoNSX]

best of the lot?

Here's a GREAT one i just found

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Yes... sold by NSX Prime... you can order it here:

http://www.cafepress.com/nsxprime.2451695

 

[mr2jzgte]

Here in Miami, FL., since we are ranked up there with the nation's worst drivers, I've seen:

"We don't care how they do it up north."
"Bad cop no donut"
"Slower traffic keep RIGHT"
(On county buses) "Let the buses BACK IN"

Funny one:
"My student leads the school in detentions"


And one I saw today that is now my all time favorite:
"BEER. Helping white guys dance since 1849."

 

[fifthearth]

One of my favorite

and some others...

I Still Miss My "Ex" But My Aim Is Improving.

A hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?

Think this looks bad? You should see the front.

 

[ChopsJazz]

One of my favorites:

ESCHEW OBFUSCATION

 

[JoeyCam]

Perfect for the left coast

"Earth First. We'll log the other planets later"

 

[jgtcnsx]

god made weed man made beer which one would you choose
my son beat up your honor student
occifer i sware to drunk im not god

 

[nsxn8]

Old but good:

"They won't allow me in Heaven, and Hell is afraid i'm going to take over!"

 

[nkb]

Horn broken, look for finger.

 

[Joel]

More....

This one's for Mr. Wolf:

 

[tucsonsx]

Iraq - the 51st state