i mean being young and inexperience in life was the best, when you were just learning about the world. Here is another funny story about sex. anyways, i was 9 years old and my friends and us we lived in the asian projects, anyways asians never go anywhere alone and always have like 5+ guys together, so my friends we had a large group of friends around 10 guys. anways, one of my friends saw a McDonalds commercial with ronald mcdonald. he asked us if we knew what McDonalds was, and me being the smart one in the group told him it was a place where girls worked, and that if you wanted to see there private parts, you just pay them like 1 dollar. again, we were like 9 years old so he believed me. my friends went along with my story bc none of us ever went to mcdonalds. we told him you can have sex there, even if we didnt know what sex was, we just knew that was how babies were made. so my friend actually went to mcdonalds. he comes back the next day and said to me, you f liar, they sell food there. i said really, didnt you ask to see the girls private? he said when it was his turn he said he wanted to see the clerks private. the clerk started laughing, and said to him, we dont sell that here. he said to her that she was lying because I told him that they serve that there. he said to the clerk that he wanted sex to go..LOL. it was so damn funny when he said that. she said they sold hamburgers, again we dont know what a hamburger is, we grew up on rice. we started to laugh at him because he actually went there asking to look at a girls private. LOL. till this day, we still give him shit about it.