In the tradition of offtopic threads, this wins a new record for being REALLY offtopic. 
This is the kind of news you need to know, so let the jokes and comments begin!
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<I>"Researchers at the National Taiwan University Department of Animal Science and Technology have bred pigs that glow in the dark.
Three male piglets, born three months ago, have green eyes, teeth and trotters and their skin glows green under blue light. The researchers said that the fluorescence continues through the piglets' bodies including their internal organs."</I>
<B> http://www.vnunet.com/vnunet/news/2148558/taiwanese-breed-florescent-pigs </B>
The fluorescent pigs were last seen busting street-racers around Scottsdale Pavilions on the weekend.
This is the kind of news you need to know, so let the jokes and comments begin! ----------------------------------
<I>"Researchers at the National Taiwan University Department of Animal Science and Technology have bred pigs that glow in the dark.
Three male piglets, born three months ago, have green eyes, teeth and trotters and their skin glows green under blue light. The researchers said that the fluorescence continues through the piglets' bodies including their internal organs."</I>
<B> http://www.vnunet.com/vnunet/news/2148558/taiwanese-breed-florescent-pigs </B>
The fluorescent pigs were last seen busting street-racers around Scottsdale Pavilions on the weekend.
