http://www.eng.usf.edu/~dionson/ezzay/
Sheesh, that is one very bad essay.. funny though! Apparently he was on drugs.
Sheesh, that is one very bad essay.. funny though! Apparently he was on drugs.
English teacher's worst nightmare
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looks like he had "a good time" writing it. 
...and he passed?!?!?!
Wow... standards have slipped slightly. 
If I'd used fowl language in a single paper at uni it would have been regected!
...and he passed?!?!?!
Wow... standards have slipped slightly. If I'd used fowl language in a single paper at uni it would have been regected!
NeoNSX said:looks like he had "a good time" writing it.
...and he passed?!?!?!
Rejected.
And I agree, I can't get away with ANY of THAT kind of language
at university. Not that I would want to or try, but still. I call hoax.
The English professor doesn't seem to be able to do basic mathematical skills. I briefly counted 52 points deducted, making it a 48% (ie. an "F" paper). Also, it seems like it was supposed to be an essay, not a book report.
And the grader responds with "Page is to big" on page 3...
I don't think the kid was high- he knew exactly what he was doing, which is why the papers are different colors, page 3 has a quaint message, there are 3 holes on each side, he writes the poem, etc - the kid actually seems to be fairly intelligent, knowing the things that will be annoying.
I don't think the kid was high- he knew exactly what he was doing, which is why the papers are different colors, page 3 has a quaint message, there are 3 holes on each side, he writes the poem, etc - the kid actually seems to be fairly intelligent, knowing the things that will be annoying.
xxx said:Rejected.
And I agree, I can't get away with ANY of THAT kind of language
at university. Not that I would want to or try, but still. I call hoax.
Yes, Rejected... typo. Thanx for saving me from the wrath of the Grammar Nazi.
i swear somebody's changed all the keys on my keyboard this morning.
Probably some hippie school :biggrin:
:biggrin: i clicked it too
White92 said:
HAHAHA... you guyz are nuts.
But you also gave me a great idea. Try again & check out my profile picture. 
The paper is definately a hoax, but the inclusion of the pictures were funny. Anal lube, nice. lol :biggrin:
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