Drink beer to get smarter...

[Jay]

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo...

When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first...

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members...

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells...

Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first...

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine...

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

 

[Russ]

Sort of reminds me of the old adage:

It's the early bird that gets the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.

 

[gheba_nsx]

If you had bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1000.

With Worldcom, you would have less than $5 left.

If you had bought $1000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.

Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

 

[MYNSX]

Originally posted by gheba_nsx:
If you had bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1000.

With Worldcom, you would have less than $5 left.

If you had bought $1000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.

Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

I don't drink...
But now I'm gonna start!!!
MYNSX

 

[ilya]

Or you could have bought Worldcom at 6 cents a share like a vulture and quadrupled your money in a week.

 

[Jay]

Originally posted by gheba_nsx:
If you had bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1000.

With Worldcom, you would have less than $5 left.

If you had bought $1000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.

Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.