Does this make you wonder?

[ANYTIME]

1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna
eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."
3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about
him?
5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
7. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they
are going to look up there anyway?
8. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're
both dogs!
9. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
didn't he just buy dinner?
10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
11. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
12. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?
13 Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
14. Stop singing and read on.......
15. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
16. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets
mad
at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out
the
window?
17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive
faster?

 

[deedubb]

17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive
faster?

No. But damn it, i still try!!!


Another one ive always wondered but maybe its just me that does it. Why do you you turn your stereo down in the car while trying to find an address while driving? Does the lack of music help you see better?

I do that all the time and always wondered why

 

[DocL]

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

And why do freeways have tolls?

 

[len3.8]

Re: Re: Does this make you wonder?

No. But damn it, i still try!!!


Another one ive always wondered but maybe its just me that does it. Why do you you turn your stereo down in the car while trying to find an address while driving? Does the lack of music help you see better?

Or when you are trying to figure out a funny smell.

 

[Texas91Brent]

Thanks I needed a good laugh...funny stuffffffff

 

[djjoonie]

3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
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haha i always thought the bulb is out.

 

[blknsxnoc]

5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

Someone driving for a mortuary and in a separate incident , a pregnant woman tested the bounds of the carpool lane in california.. Both lost..