Common threads from car forums

[nsxotic911]

Got this from S2ki.com. Laughed me @$$ off, especially the last one :biggrin:

Mercedes forum
- My wife and her a-hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce
court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my
medical board?
Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?
Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw,
I have a record and I ain't going back.
Mustang forum
-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.
Civic forums
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.
Yugo Forum
- When's the last time yours ran?
Lamborghini forum
- Wind noise around 210MPH
Miata forums
- Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)
Chevy Tahoe forum
- Are gas prices going down any time soon?
Pontiac Fiero forum
- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)
BMW 7-series forum
- Where to get service on my Rolex?
Cadillac forum
- Problems parallel parking at bingo.
Buick Forum
- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?
Crown Victoria forum
- How come people don't never pass me on the highway?
Honda Accord forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.
Toyota Prius forum
- Do our cars use AAA or AA's?
Ferrari forum
- Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in
and out fast.
Porsche forum
- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?
Mini forum
- Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the
movie company. (pics)
Dodge Viper forum
- I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get
pee stains out of the leather?
Hummer forum
- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35
in gas.
Fiat forum
-Hello? Am I the only member?
Subaru WRX forum
- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.
Chevy pickup forum
- How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?
SRT Forum
"Will this void my warranty"
RX7 Forum
- 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.
Supra Forum
-Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.
Corvette Forum
-Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier Steering wheel
Ford forum
-Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start

Anyone think of any more?

 

[KooLaid]

http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showthread.php?t=90392&highlight=Mercedes+forum

 

[nsxotic911]

http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showthread.php?t=90392&highlight=Mercedes+forum

Thanks for ruining the moment! :tongue:
Still funny though, I bet you it'll make someones day. It made mine..

 

[nsxotic911]

BTW, I thought of a couple of NSXPRIME forum title representative.

"I added a front lip spolier today that increased my drag coefficient from 0.31 to 0.315. How do I get it back?"

"I removed 17.34 lbs from the rear of my car brining increasing weight distribution from 52/48 to 51.99975 to 47.99925."

"I bought OEM NSX-R spoiler for $8000 and lost 12 lbs. That's a cost of $700+ / lb. Not a bad deal."

"I got a rock chip in the paint. How much does it cost to re-paint the entire car?"

"John@Microsoft: I custom made alluminum brackets and swapped out all the steel brackets on the car saving 7.2 lbs total. Took 6 months, great return on investment."

"I am sending money to a nice guy in Lithuania. Haven't gotten the part in 9 months. Think I'll see it next week though." (Hope this one isn't offensive..)

"I bought more parts again from a "reputable vendor." First time I didn't get the parts, that's ok, I know how to forgive. I'm told I'll get the part last week.. haven't gotten a response, must be on vacation.."

"I blew up my motor. Dang, time for a rebuild, yeah! :biggrin: :biggrin:"
"I blew up my motor. I don't have 20K. My wife's gonna kill me :frown: "

 

[KooLaid]

Thanks for ruining the moment! :tongue:
Still funny though, I bet you it'll make someones day. It made mine..

LoL, yeah I remembered that one from way back. Definitely still pretty funny shit.