"Chrysler Halts Production of Neckbelts"

[0ctan3]

ah, I love the onion...

http://www.theonion.com/auto/news_3116.php

"in the most severe cases, sudden defenestration of the head area, as the entire region above the neck separates from the upper body, flying at tremendous speed through the breakaway glass of the windshield, rolling several yards into the street directly in front of the car," the Chrysler press release stated."

 

[RP-Motorsports]

I can't believe these actually were in production! Where the hell does Chrysler find such stupid engineers?

 

[AutoEuphoria]

This is a joke, right? :wink:

 

[Autophile]

Yes, it IS a joke. :biggrin:

The Onion is a made up "newspaper" with weekly updates like this phony Chrysler recall. It's consistently funny... I like it.

 

[Malibu Rapper]

I like T Bell's reaction better than the story. You shouldn't have ruined it!

 

[RP-Motorsports]

no kidding! :wink: