Blonde joke...........

[Joel]

A blind man enters a "Ladies Bar" by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair (given that you are blind) that you should know five things:

The bartender is a blonde girl.
The bouncer is a blonde girl.
I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.
The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"







The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares, "Nah....Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

 

[NetViper]

Lol!

 

[O-Ace]

 

[4AU4LIFE]

Nice. :smile:

 

[NeoNSX]

Blonde Horserider

LOL... that was a really good one. here's another (not as good though)

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A blonde tries to go horseback riding even though she has had no lessons
or prior experience.

She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into
action. It gallops along at a steady rhythmic pace, but the blonde
begins to lose her grip and starts to slide in the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the mane but can't seem to get a firm grip. She
tries to throw her arms around the horses neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to it's slipping rider.

Unfortunately, the Blonde's foot has become entangled in the stirrup.
She is now at the mercy of the hooves as her head is struck against the
ground over and over again.

As her head is battered against the ground she is moments away from
losing consciousness when, to her great fortune, the Supermarket Manager sees her and unplugs the horse.

 

[MJK]

Another one:

< A blonde woman calls a friend >
"Sorry for calling so unexpectedly, but would you mind helping out?"

< friend >
"Sure, what's up?"

< A blonde woman >
"Well, I bought this tiger puzzle and I have been working on it for days. I just can't seem to get it and its driving me crazy. I have been looking at the picture and I can't even seem to get the border. Would you mind coming over and helping me get started?"

< friend >
"Sure. I'll be right over."

- friend arrives -

<friend>
"So, show me the puzzle."

- blonde shows him the puzzle -
"What do you think?"

< friend >
"Go get me a drink and I'll clean up the Frosted Flakes"

 

[Brian2by2]

A blonde, a red head and a brunette enter contest to do the breast stroke across the english channel.

After about an hour, the brunette swims up on the beach in 1st place!

15 minutes behind her, the red head comes up in 2nd!

They're both greeted by cheering fans, who all patiently await hte blonde...

Almost 8 hours later, the blonde, fatigued, finally makes it up on the beach!

The crowd is going wild, just happy to see her alive.

Amidst all the celebration, the blonde whispers to a judge "I hate to be a sore loser, but I think the other two girls used their hands"

 

[Mr.Wolf]

Blondes can be very entertaining.