Subject: Call to Arms
A CALL TO ARMS :
Subject: Patriotism
The President of the United States, George W. Bush, has asked that all
Americans and Canadians unite together in a common cause to root out
terrorists hiding in our community.
Since the Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a naked
woman that is not one's wife, on Saturday afternoon at 2:00 p.m. EST, all
North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked
to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist
effort. All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
your house to prove that you think it's OK to see other women nude. (Since
they do not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further
proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.)
Names and addresses of non-participants should be sent to CIA Headquarters,
Langley, Virginia.
The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your efforts. Please by all means, send this to
your fellow Patriots to ensure 100% participation.
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...And ever and anon the wolf would steal
The children and devour, but now and then,
Her own brood lost or dead, lent her fierce teat
To human sucklings; and the children, housed
In her foul den, there at their meat would growl,
And mock their foster-mother on four feet,
Till, straighten'd, they grew up to wolf-like men,
Worse than the wolves...
Lord Tennyson
A CALL TO ARMS :
Subject: Patriotism
The President of the United States, George W. Bush, has asked that all
Americans and Canadians unite together in a common cause to root out
terrorists hiding in our community.
Since the Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a naked
woman that is not one's wife, on Saturday afternoon at 2:00 p.m. EST, all
North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked
to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist
effort. All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
your house to prove that you think it's OK to see other women nude. (Since
they do not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further
proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.)
Names and addresses of non-participants should be sent to CIA Headquarters,
Langley, Virginia.
The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your efforts. Please by all means, send this to
your fellow Patriots to ensure 100% participation.
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...And ever and anon the wolf would steal
The children and devour, but now and then,
Her own brood lost or dead, lent her fierce teat
To human sucklings; and the children, housed
In her foul den, there at their meat would growl,
And mock their foster-mother on four feet,
Till, straighten'd, they grew up to wolf-like men,
Worse than the wolves...
Lord Tennyson
